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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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