Quote by Grey Livingston
Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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