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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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