Quote by Grey Livingston
Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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