Quote by Grey Livingston
Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but

Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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