Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda
I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda
Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda
I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda
Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world. – Astrid Alauda
People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858