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Punning and groaning are brothers. - Astrid Alauda

Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it’s good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I’m sure no one else can hear my thoughts — or intrude upon them. – Astrid Alauda

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. – Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

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