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Punning and groaning are brothers. - Astrid Alauda

Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital. – Astrid Alauda

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