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Punning and groaning are brothers. - Astrid Alauda

Punning and groaning are brothers. – Astrid Alauda

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I see rejection in my skin, worry in my cancers, bitterness and hate in my aching joints. I failed to take care of my mind, and so my body now goes to hospital. – Astrid Alauda

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Health
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Astrid Alauda
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I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it’s good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I’m sure no one else can hear my thoughts — or intrude upon them. – Astrid Alauda

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Housework
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Astrid Alauda
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Puns
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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect. – Charles Lamb, "Popular Fallacies: That the Worst Puns are the Best," Las

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns

A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they cant lose. – Bill Gates

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The problem with society is that happiness and intelligence are rarely found in the same person. I guess thats why they say ignorance is bliss. – Anonymous

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With those attacks, the terrorists and their supporters declared war on the United States. And war is what they got. – George W. Bush

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Ignorance is a menace to peace. – Paul Harris

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