In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain