Quote by Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks

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Its funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times Ive been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. Its just cause were all named Emma. None of us look alike. – Emma Roberts

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I dont think, Gee, Id like to dress this person. There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship. – Marc Jacobs

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As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, thats when things start feeling fake and boring. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. – Ridley Scott

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Complete peace equally reigns between two mental waves. – Swami Sivananda

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