Mel Brooks's Quote - If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Bro

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. – Mel Brooks

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