Quote by Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

Other quotes by Mel Brooks

Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks

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Death
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As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks

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Mistakes
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children. – Samuel Butler

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Never put a sock in a toaster. – Eddie Izzard

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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. – Henry A. Kissinger

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Random Quotes

I am still learning every day not to watch other peoples careers and compare. – Joely Fisher

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A bicycle does get you there and more…. And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun. – Bill Emerson, “On Bicycling,” Saturday Evening Post, 1967 July 29th

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Bicycling

Reading means borrowing. – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Aphorisms

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Books

Theres nothing as exciting as a comeback – seeing someone with dreams, watching them fail, and then getting a second chance. – Rachel Griffiths

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Dreams