Quote by Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks

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