Quote by Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

Other quotes by Mel Brooks

As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks

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Mistakes
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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funny
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. – Wanda Sykes

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Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny

If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

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funny

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. – John F. Kennedy

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Ive always thought vampires were interesting because they live forever, theyre always well-financed, they dress well, you know what I mean? And theyre, like, cool. Usually vampire – youve never seen a broke vampire. Have you? – Michael Ealy

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Mothers, unless they were very poor, didnt work. Both of my parents had to leave education. My mother had to work in a cotton mill until 18 or 19, when she took some training in domestic science. – Roger Bannister

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Every day Im thinking about change. – Miuccia Prada

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