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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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As long as the world is turning and spinning, were gonna be dizzy and were gonna make mistakes. – Mel Brooks

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If Shaw and Einstein couldnt beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. – Mel Brooks

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Death
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. – Bertrand Russell

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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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