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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

Other quotes by Mel Brooks

Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks

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Death
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Mel Brooks
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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks

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work
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Mel Brooks
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

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funny

Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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funny

Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and its funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. – Hoda Kotb

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funny

Its funny, in a way the actor is a writer. Its not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one. – Sam Shepard

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funny

Random Quotes

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. – Maya Angelou

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Time

Sports and entertainment are the only places where inner-city kids see themselves being able to succeed. Their intellectual development is something they dont relate to. – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Sports

Sometimes power is all a person has, so they will protect it even unto their own destruction, for without power they have nothing. – Bryant H. McGill

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power

Anyone who has a continuous smile on his face conceals a toughness that is almost frightening. – Greta Garbo

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smile