Mel Brooks's Quote - If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Bro

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Bro

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. – Mel Brooks

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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. – Mel Brooks

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I dont believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. – Mel Brooks

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Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

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Everybodys funny if you love them. – Anna Torv

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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