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Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

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A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didnt want to become a doctor, thats why we killed him. – Lenny Bruce

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Christianity
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Lenny Bruce
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You cant fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – theyll take you away, man. You cant. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Art
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Lenny Bruce
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

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funny

You cant be funny if you dont have good material. – Matt LeBlanc

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funny

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did. – Bette Davis

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funny

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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funny

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We forget that the most successful statesmen have been professionals. Lincoln was a professional politician. – Felix Frankfurter

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Professionalism

I would like to spend my next two years showing how the aim of making technology available to every young person can be built into the effort to make our nation more secure. That is my latest concern and what I will be pushing over the next two years. – Major Owens

Category:
Technology

Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. – D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

Category:
Generations

We are stymied by regulations, limited choice and the threat of litigation. Neither consultants nor industry itself provide research which takes architecture forward. – Arthur Erickson

Category:
architecture