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Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You cant fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – theyll take you away, man. You cant. – Lenny Bruce

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Art
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Lenny Bruce
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A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didnt want to become a doctor, thats why we killed him. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Christianity
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Lenny Bruce
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Its funny because Im a sucker for glitz and glitter when it comes to clothes and nail polish, but with my makeup, Im more comfortable with a natural look. It feels more like me. – Alison Sweeney

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funny

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. – Seal

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funny

Its funny how people who aint never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. Its funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, Get up. Whats wrong with you? – Ice Cube

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funny

Its funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists goals. – Craig Bruce

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funny

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For a long time I was scared Id find out I was like my mother. – Marilyn Monroe

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