Quote by Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. – Lenny Bruce

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. – Theodore Bikel

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Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if its a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But its so much more alienating than vegetarianism. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Bad taste is a species of bad morals. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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You oughtnt to yield to temptation. Well, somebody must, or the thing becomes absurd. – Anthony Hope

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