Quote by Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

Other quotes by Lenny Bruce

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. – Lenny Bruce

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Satire
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor
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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. – R. L. Stine

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funny

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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funny

Sometimes I feel like there are people just waiting for me to fall. The funny thing is, I cant give them anything. I have just never been a partier, even in school. – Jordin Sparks

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funny

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

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Culture and tradition have to change little by little. So new means a little twist, a marriage of Japanese technique with French ingredients. My technique. Indian food, Korean food I put Italian mozzarella cheese with sashimi. I dont think new new new. Im not a genius. A little twist. – Masaharu Morimoto

Category:
Marriage

Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth. – Umberto Eco

Category:
Learning

Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, Hes very odd, but he likes to cook. Hes creepy, but he makes good pancakes! – Zoe Lister-Jones

Category:
dating

You need a little bit of insanity to do great things. – Henry Rollins

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great