Quote by Lenny Bruce
Communism is like one big phone company. - Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company. – Lenny Bruce

Other quotes by Lenny Bruce

Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Censorship
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Humor
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Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. – Ronald Reagan

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funny

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. – Moon Unit Zappa

Category:
funny

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

Category:
funny

The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I dont really think about it as a regular person. – Liev Schreiber

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funny

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Well, our position, and our chairman has talked about this extensively, is that we had a lot of intelligence prior to 9/11. We knew that two al Qaeda operatives who ultimately participated in the 9/11 disaster were in the United States. We didnt find them. – Richard Ben-Veniste

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Intelligence

There have been only 268 of the past 3,421 years free of war. – Will Durant

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Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile. – Gary Ryan Blair

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