People always ask me, Were you funny as a child? Well, no, I was an accountant. – Ellen DeGeneres Category: funny
Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton Category: funny
I had a fear that Id be typecast, but I dont really have that fear anymore. – David Duchovny Category: Fear
Whoever has provoked men to rage against him has always gained a party in his favor, too. – Friedrich Nietzsche Category: Men
Poetry is an art, and chief of the fine art the easiest to dabble in, the hardest in which to reach true excellence. – Edmund Clarence Stedman Category: Poetry