I consider that a mans brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. – Arthur Conan Doyle Category: funny
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla Category: funny
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry Category: funny
The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. – Samuel Butler Category: Language
Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our gods. – G. K. Chesterton Category: Ritual, Ceremony
Care not what they say about the color of your skin let the brilliant light of your soul blind them. – Mike Dolan, @HawaiianLife Category: Attitude
Its obvious, but perhaps worth saying, that happiness has virtually nothing to do with the state of your intellect. – Daniel Keys Moran Category: Happiness
