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Quote by Groucho Marx
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho M

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp

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Sex
[T]he common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex. – Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

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