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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho M

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. – Isabel Allende

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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. – Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936

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The question of sexual dominance can exist only in the nightmare of that soul which has armed itself, totally, against the possibility of the changing motion of conquest and surrender, which is love. – James Baldwin

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If Scotland and America go to war, Im afraid Ive already sworn in. – Craig Ferguson

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I cant grill vegetables, shellfish or steaks without tongs. Dont bother with those long-handled grilling tongs normally found in the BBQ section of your home store. Get intimate with your grill and opt for the regular stainless steel tongs. – Bobby Flay

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Your performance depends on your people. Select the best, train them and back them. When errors occur, give sharper guidance. If errors persist or if the fit feels wrong, help them move on. The country cannot afford amateur hour in the White House. – Donald Rumsfeld

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Few take advice, or physic, without wry faces at it. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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