You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. – Rita Mae Brown
Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
We lovd, and we lovd as long as we could Til our love was lovd out in us both; But our marriage is dead, when the pleasure has fled: Twas pleasure that made it an oath. – John Dryden
Better a tooth out than always aching. – Thomas Fuller
You never really know a man until you have divorced him. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Divorce is a game played by lawyers. – Cary Grant
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. – Gerald F. Lieberman
You know, thats the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. – Clare Boothe Luce
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx
When it is time to part, then it is time to part. There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake. – Deng Ming-Dao
