Quote by Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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