Logo
Quote by Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen

Category:
Dreams
Author
Woody Allen
Read Quote

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

Category:
Philosophy
Author
Woody Allen
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

Category:
funny

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. – Mary Douglas

Category:
funny

I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that. – Rachel Roy

Category:
funny

I thought I was funny as a kid. – Jo Brand

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

But let me tell you what happens when regulations go too far, when they seem to exist only for the purpose of justifying the existence of a regulator. It kills the people trying to start a business. – Marco Rubio

Category:
Business

The Holy Scriptures praise the dew of the morning and the dew of the evening; ros matutinum, ros serotinum! Happy is he who possesses the gift of tears! when young, he will bear flowers; when old, fruit! – Joseph Roux, Meditations of a Parish Priest, translated from French by Isabel F.

Category:
Crying

There is a Japanese proverb that literally goes Raise the sail with your stronger hand, meaning you must go after the opportunities that arise in life that you are best equipped to do. – Soichiro Honda

Category:
best

Not double trouble, but twice blessed. – Author Unknown

Category:
Twins