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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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