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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Love :: Relationships
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Woody Allen
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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

Category:
Risk
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Woody Allen
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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

Category:
Philosophy
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Woody Allen
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I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

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funny

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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funny

I dont really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric… Im not operating on somebodys brain, you know what I mean? So I just think its all funny. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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funny

Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais

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funny

Random Quotes

He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure. – Moliere

Category:
Peace

I try and reduce myself to an almost blank slate and hope to God that I am creative. – Ben Kingsley

Category:
Hope

There are mystically in our faces certain characters which carry in them the motto of our souls, wherein he that cannot read A, B, C may read our natures. – Sir Thomas Browne

Category:
Faces

As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world. The first four words ever uttered, Let there be light, constitute its charter. All nature is vibrant with its impulse. – Bruce Barton

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Nature