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Quote by Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God
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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. – Gertrude Stein

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I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. – R. L. Stine

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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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I mean Ive seen 3D films so far and I think its a long way to go before they replace actors. Its a funny thing with 3D, I havent quite got it yet. Yet. – Daniel Radcliffe

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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. – Edsger W. Dijkstra

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I dont believe in the so-called Olympic spirit. I speak from personal experience. When China hosted the Games, it failed to include the people. The event was constructed without regard for their joy. – Ai Weiwei

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Those who weep recover more quickly than those who smile. – Jean Giraudoux

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Sundays, quiet islands on the tossing seas of life. – S. W. Duffield

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