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Quote by Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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I appreciate humor so much, but Im actually not a funny girl. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

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I love things made out of animals. Its just so funny to think of someone saying, I need a letter opener. I guess Ill have to kill a deer. – David Sedaris

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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

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My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. – Mike Myers

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If only I could leave everything as it is, without moving a single star or a single cloud. Oh, if only I could! – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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You cant think and hit the ball at the same time. – Yogi Berra

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