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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done m

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Death
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The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. – Steve Coogan

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Im never afraid to try something if I think its funny. And I know Ill regret it if I dont. – Seann William Scott

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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. – Josh Billings

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Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink. – Mark Twain, Note-Book, 1935

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Religion may be defined thus: a belief in, and homage rendered to, existences unseen and causes unknown. – Frances Wright

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I remind everyone: Whether you school them at home or send them to school, you as a parent have the responsibility to make sure they learn and behave. Teachers and principals may help, but parents are the ones who must accept responsibility. – Ernest Istook

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