Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon
Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesnt get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, Thank you? – Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon
I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson
Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for food or gas, until finally we are so hungry, sleepless, smelly, constipated and beaten-down that we simply die of lack of will to live. – Jane Siberry