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Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to l

Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. – Jimmy Fallon

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If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon

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dating
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Jimmy Fallon
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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking. – Jimmy Fallon

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Politics
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The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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funny
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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I want it said of me by those who knew me best, that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow. – Abraham Lincoln

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It would indeed be a tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump. – David Ormsby Gore

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