Quote by Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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Experience
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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car
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Death
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I feel like I dont watch that many shows with death. – Lena Dunham

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Death

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce

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Death

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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Death

Generosity during life is a very different thing from generosity in the hour of death one proceeds from genuine liberality and benevolence, the other from pride or fear. – Horace Mann

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The act of bellringing is symbolic of all proselytizing religions. It implies the pointless interference with the quiet of other people. – Ezra Pound

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Perfect behavior is born of complete indifference. – Cesare Pavese, This Business of Living: Diaries

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The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared with a child who doesnt know what war is except from television. – Sophia Loren

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The sons of Judah have to choose that God may again choose them. The divine principle of our race is action, choice, resolved memory. – George Eliot

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