There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
Lobsters were tossed up to the men by friendly fishermen. Beer was handed up as well and kept cold in the freshwater tanks in the lighthouse. If the Coast Guard ship Sassafras was sighted heading in with an inspector on board, the brew was hidden in the rocks… – Elinor DeWire, Lighthouses of the Mid-Atlantic Coast