There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. – Woody Allen
There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever. – Thomas A. Edison