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Quote by Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

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God
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen

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Crime
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Men do not accept their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and worship those whom they have tortured to death. – Fyodor Dostoevsky

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There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere, and many of us will have to pass through the valley of the shadow of death again and again before we reach the mountaintop of our desires. – Nelson Mandela

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Its astonishing how important a man becomes when he dies. – Yiddish Proverb

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The appeal of cinema lies in the fear of death. – Jim Morrison

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February is merely as long as is needed to pass the time until March. – J.R. Stockton

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