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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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car
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Death

For any culture which is primarily concerned with meaning, the study of death – the only certainty that life holds for us – must be central, for an understanding of death is the key to liberation in life. – Stanislav Grof

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Death

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them. – E. W. Howe

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Death

Which death is preferably to every other? The unexpected. – Julius Caesar

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When to soft Sleep we give ourselves away,
And in a dream as in a fairy bark
Drift on and on through the enchanted dark
To purple daybreak–little thought we pay
To that sweet bitter world we know by day. – Thomas Bailey Aldrich

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Im looking for a guy who makes you want to dance and write poetry all day long. – Angela Sarafyan

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When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics. – Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

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Architecture begins where engineering ends. – Walter Gropius

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