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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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Philosophy
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Woody Allen
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I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Woody Allen
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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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Dieting
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Death
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Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower taxes- and who has not proceeded to vote for the very spending projects that make tax cuts impossible? – Barry Goldwater

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Death

Everything one does in life, even love, occurs in an express train racing toward death. To smoke opium is to get out of the train while it is still moving. It is to concern oneself with something other than life or death. – Jean Cocteau

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Death

I would rather die a meaningful death than to live a meaningless life. – Corazon Aquino

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Death

I have had death threats from people with fixations. – Enya

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Death

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