There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen