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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Vacations
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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Death
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A text of Tibetan Buddhism describes the time of death as a unique opportunity for spiritual liberation from the cycles of death and rebirth and a period that determines our next incarnation. – Stanislav Grof

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Death

It is a horrible fact that we can read in the daily paper, without interrupting our breakfast, numerical reckonings of death and destruction that ought to break our hearts or scare us out of our wits. – Wendell Berry

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Death

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror – not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray. – David Byrne

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Death

Heres a thing about the death of your mother, or anyone else you love: You cant anticipate how youll feel afterward. People will tell you a few may be close to right, none exactly right. – Mary Schmich

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Death

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Poetry consists in a rhyming dictionary and things seen. – Gertrude Stein

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If you always give, you will always have. – Chinese Proverb

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Immortals is all action. I love action movies. Thats really where I want to spearhead my career. – Kellan Lutz

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One will never again look at a birch tree, after the Robert Frost poem, in exactly the same way. – Paul Muldoon

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