Quote by Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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Birth Control
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen

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Love
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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Other Quotes from
Death
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If we openly declare what is wrong with us, what is our deepest need, then perhaps the death and despair will by degrees disappear. – J. B. Priestley

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Death

Nothing is a matter of life and death except life and death. – Angela Carter

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Death

It is vain for the coward to flee death follows close behind it is only by defying it that the brave escape. – Voltaire

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Death

We are weak, writing is difficult, but for my own sake I do not regret this journey, which has shown that Englishmen can endure hardships, help one another, and meet death with as great a fortitude as ever in the past. – Robert Falcon Scott

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Death

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Why do you hasten to remove anything which hurts your eye, while if something affects your soul you postpone the cure until next year? – Horace

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Soul

Babies are such a nice way to start people. – Don Herrold

Time travel used to be thought of as just science fiction, but Einsteins general theory of relativity allows for the possibility that we could warp space-time so much that you could go off in a rocket and return before you set out. – Stephen Hawking

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Science

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more. – Jack LaLanne

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diet