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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character. – P. J. ORourke

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I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion. – William Shakespeare

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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, its much more serious than that. – Bill Shankly

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I offer neither pay, nor quarters, nor food I offer only hunger, thirst, forced marches, battles and death. Let him who loves his country with his heart, and not merely with his lips, follow me. – Giuseppe Garibaldi

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Handsome means many things to many people. If people consider me handsome, I feel flattered – and have my parents to thank for it. Realistically, it doesnt hurt to be good-looking, especially in this business. – Richard Chamberlain

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Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. – William Osler

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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. – H. Jackson Brown

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