Quote by Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

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There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever. – Thomas A. Edison

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Time rushes towards us with its hospital tray of infinitely varied narcotics, even while it is preparing us for its inevitably fatal operation. – Tennessee Williams, “The Rose Tattoo”

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For tis not in mere death that men die most. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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But I have been in some very beautiful churches, then Ive looked outside and seen people starving to death. – Don Van Vliet

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Eternity has nothing to do with the hereafter… This is it… If you dont get it here, you wont get it anywhere. The experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. Heaven is not the place to have the experience; heres the place to have the experience. – Joseph Campbell

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