There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
On the other hand, when I give it closer thought, I realize Im not enough of a dictator to conduct an orchestra because it requires a pretty awful person. When you read these biographies of famous conductors, they are all awful people who fail in their private relationships. – Eberhard Weber