Quote by Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny
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In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

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Hollywood
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Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. – Woody Allen

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Reality
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Other Quotes from
Death
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When we play Angel of Death, its actually a 2 and half minutes sing til our party starts. That song is pretty much been played traditionally in the end. – Kerry King

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Death

People want the right to die at a time of their own choosing. Too many families have watched helplessly as a relative dies slowly, longing for death. – Polly Toynbee

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Death

Death ends a life, not a relationship. – Jack Lemon

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Death

Ive told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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Death

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I really had no great love for shoes. I was a working First Lady I was always in canvas shoes. I did nurture the shoes industry of the Philippines, and so every time there was a shoe fair, I would receive a pair of shoes as a token of gratitude. – Imelda Marcos

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Perhaps the surest test of an individuals integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect. – Thomas S. Monson

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