There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen