Quote by Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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Risk
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Education
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Death
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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, theyd starve to death. – Sam Snead

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Death

Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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Death

We burned to death 100,000 Japanese civilians in Tokyo – men, women and children. LeMay recognized that what he was doing would be thought immoral if his side had lost. But what makes it immoral if you lose and not immoral if you win? – Robert McNamara

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Death

Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an deaths the other. – Tennessee Williams

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Death

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Beware of the person of one book. – Thomas Aquinas

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Reading

Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other. – Henry David Thoreau

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Wise Words

We only live once, but once is enough if we do it right. Live your life with class, dignity, and style so that an exclamation, rather than a question mark signifies it! – Gary Ryan Blair

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Life

Were in a new world. Were in a world in which the possibility of terrorism, married up with technology, could make us very, very sorry that we didnt act. – Condoleezza Rice

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Technology