There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen