Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen