Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen