Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up. – Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen