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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I h

I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. – Craig Ferguson

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I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word existentialism. – Craig Ferguson

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