Quote by Craig Ferguson
I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I h

I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of – if it was during the Second World War, Id be a black marketeer, I think. – Craig Ferguson

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Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. – Craig Ferguson

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Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. – Jennifer Aniston

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You cant be funny for funnys sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do. – Hank Azaria

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