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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I h

I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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I am reasonably happy. I didnt find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. – Craig Ferguson

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Craig Ferguson
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Its the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days youve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. – Craig Ferguson

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Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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I think were all good and bad, but goods not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny. – Larry David

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Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. – Marlon Wayans

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Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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Its so funny when youre actually directing because things start popping that you dont expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesnt quite have the impetus that you thought it might. – Stephen Moyer

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The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. – Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind, 1954

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My heart burnt within me with indignation and grief; we could think of nothing else. All night long we had only snatches of sleep, waking up perpetually to the sense of a great shock and grief. Every one is feeling the same. I never knew so universal a feeling. – Elizabeth Gaskell

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We are ashamed to seem evasive in the presence of a straightforward man, cowardly in the presence of a brave one, gross in the eyes of a refined one, and so on. We always imagine, and in imagining share, the judgments of the other mind. – Charles Horton Cooley

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My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. – Thomas Paine (1737–1809), Rights of Man

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