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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I h

I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word existentialism. – Craig Ferguson

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