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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I h

I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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Its the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days youve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. – Craig Ferguson

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Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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I am reasonably happy. I didnt find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. – Craig Ferguson

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The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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So thats why one of my rules of parody writing is that its gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit. – Al Yankovic

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Its funny because The Book of Mormon is The Book of Mormon now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for South Park fans. – Josh Gad

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Its sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time its real funny. – Seth Green

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