Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. – Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. – Bill Maher
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher
Im lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. – Michelle Branch