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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. – Bill Maher

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Religion
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Bill Maher
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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher

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Women
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The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher

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Intelligence
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When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, its just wonderful. – Francois Truffaut

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

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funny

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. – Woody Allen

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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Were in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where theyre going to sit. – David Suzuki

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When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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We need to teach the highly educated man that it is not a disgrace to fail and that he must analyze every failure to find its cause. He must learn how to fail intelligently, for failing is one of the greatest arts in the world. – Charles Kettering

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Im lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. – Michelle Branch

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