Quote by Bill Maher
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

Other quotes by Bill Maher

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Whos your real friend? Its the person who tells you the truth. Thats who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that. – Bill Maher

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Truth
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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. – Bill Maher

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Religion
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Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one would be offended by your portrayal of women. Even when I started out on The Office eight years ago, we could write our male characters funny and flawed, but not the women. And now, thankfully, its completely different. – Mindy Kaling

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The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. – Winston Churchill

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Part of what I loved – and love – about being around older people is the tangible sense of history they embody. Im interested in military history, for instance, because both my grandfathers fought in World War II. Im interested in writing because one of those grandfathers wrote books. – Jon Meacham

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A man may take as much exercise in walking a mile up and down stairs, as in ten on level ground. – Benjamin Franklin

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All soldiers who serve their country and put their lives at risk need to know that if something happens to them, their families will be well taken care of. Thats the bond we have with our military men and women and their families. – Jeff Sessions

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