Quote by Dean Martin
If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. - Dean Martin

If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. – Dean Martin

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I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and thats the best theyre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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Id hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing thats as good as youre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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I played sports in high school and in college. – Jon Bernthal

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I had no interest in sports so I didnt make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown. – Zach Braff

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As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists. – Tim Conway

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Dont sell yourself short because without that you cant go far in life because after sports the only thing you know is sports and you cant do anything else with that. – Bo Jackson

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