Quote by Dean Martin
If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. - Dean Martin

If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. – Dean Martin

Other quotes by Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and thats the best theyre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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Id hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing thats as good as youre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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I had no interest in sports so I didnt make friends in that traditional way where kids are in public school and they go and they join clubs, and play sports. So I kind of had to find my own way to make friends and get attention and so I just was the class clown. – Zach Braff

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Competing in both track and field and basketball for the Bruins I have a lot of great memories to choose from. But my all-time favorite moment in collegiate sports has to be in 1982 when we won UCLAs first NCAA title in track. – Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head. – Emil Zatopek

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Im not into extreme sports or something. I just live a quiet life. – Charlie Kaufman

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The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention. – John Burroughs

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I must be more sensible and realize that at my age, illusions are hardly permitted and they will always destroy me. – Paul Cezanne

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Everything that I bear within me bound, is to be found somewhere else free. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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