Quote by Dean Martin
If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. - Dean Martin

If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. – Dean Martin

Other quotes by Dean Martin

I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and thats the best theyre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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Id hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing thats as good as youre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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The ultimate would be to compete in a couple more Olympics, hopefully break some world records and wind up my sports career with a couple of years in the WNBA. – Marion Jones

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I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. Hes a Boston baby and Im a New York guy. – Kevin James

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I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports. – Michael Patrick Jann

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I had a great interest in sports. I had three older brothers who were great athletes. I was not. – George J. Mitchell

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God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are. – Billy Graham

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I had some vague memory of visiting Canberra as a lad, when we came up with my father by car. But when I made the long train journey from Sydney to Canberra and arrived at the little stop, I did wonder slightly whether this really was the national capital. – John Henry Carver

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