Quote by Dean Martin
If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. - Dean Martin

If you drink dont drive. Dont even putt. – Dean Martin

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Id hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing thats as good as youre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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I feel sorry for people who dont drink. They wake up in the morning and thats the best theyre going to feel all day. – Dean Martin

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