Quote by Bill Maher
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give nation

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I dont know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, Ive got one question: What color is the red phone? – Bill Maher

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Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the will of the people goes out the window. – Bill Maher

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. – Bill Maher

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. – Bill Maher

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Being busy does not always mean real work. The object of all work is production or accomplishment and to either of these ends there must be forethought, system, planning, intelligence, and honest purpose, as well as perspiration. Seeming to do is not doing. – Thomas A. Edison

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We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. – Albert Einstein

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It is not worth an intelligent mans time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. – G. H. Hardy

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Im the chairman of the intelligence committee. We dont only get formal briefings, but we collect our information from the intelligence community in a variety of ways. – Mike Rogers

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