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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh… Well do whatever it takes. – Colin Mochrie

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I dont like comedy. I like funny things. I dont like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, Oh Jesus. – Louis C. K.

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Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking Can women be funny? People still ask that. Its like asking: Can women breathe in and out? – Julie Walters

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Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

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