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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. – Steve Martin

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So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. – Piper Perabo

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I had everything Id hoped for, but I wasnt being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didnt like me for being… me. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

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Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in man. – Author Unknown

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A fanatic is one who cant change his mind and wont change the subject. – Winston Churchill

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