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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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Jay London
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons subversive story telling, but theres another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. – Matt Groening

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funny

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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funny

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

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funny

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club! – Vanessa Hudgens

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funny

Random Quotes

I grew up in L.A., and I dont think Ive seen L.A. onscreen in a way that felt real to me. There are definitely movies, but they are few and far between. – Zoe Kazan

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movies

I look OK. I look better in person than I do on film, which is bad because its how I make my living, but I am not a beauty and on balance I am glad. – Felicity Huffman

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Beauty

There is nothing impossible to him who will try. – Alexander The Great

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Determination

Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back. – Charles Kingsley

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Procrastination