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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

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And remember, its also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy. – Fran Drescher

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You want to keep intelligence separate from policy. – Bobby Ray Inman

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I cant let time move on without fighting tooth and nail and hopefully being a part of a revolution that is positive. – Ian Somerhalder

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You can get your money and you put it in the bank, or you can put it in the youth. You can put it in our future. – will.i.am

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The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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