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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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Jay London
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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Jay London
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine

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funny

I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldnt give my lyrics, and its all wrong in the book, and I giggle. Its funny. – Jonathan Davis

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funny

I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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funny

Random Quotes

Attitude determines the altitude of life. – Edwin Louis Cole

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Attitude

In any solid, good relationship, it takes a while to trust someone. – Minka Kelly

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Trust

If youre there before its over, youre on time. – James J. Walker

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Punctuality

Its funny Im in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I dont fish, I dont hunt, Im not that into sports. I cant fix a car. I think its my point of view and the way I see the world. – Corey Stoll

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car