Quote by Jay London
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. – George Carlin

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I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. – Samuel L. Jackson

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Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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Its funny, because Im a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while. – Danny Bonaduce

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Lack of knowledge… that is the problem. – W. Edwards Deming

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Respect is not ever assigned its earned. – Linda Tripp

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Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these things God will bring thee into judgment. Ecclesiastes 11:9 – Bible

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We are currently working on new policies to protect and create American jobs, particularly by improving education. We need more information in order to find the best solutions to this increasing concern for American families. – Dan Lipinski

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