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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Jay London
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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, Id never make another comedy. You couldnt pick a less funny group than critics – you couldnt find a more bitter group of people! – Todd Phillips

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But in the finished art of the song the use of words has no connection with the use of words in poetry. – John Drinkwater

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Science is wonderfully equipped to answer the question How? but it gets terribly confused when you ask the question Why? – Erwin Chargaff

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My dad is the nicest guy youll ever meet, and the easiest going. – Serena Williams

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I never wanted to do the same kind of movies over and over anyway, so my theory on it all is Im just gonna try and dodge the label and keep doing what I am doing. – Matt Damon

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