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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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