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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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If Im in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to. – Ron Livingston

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Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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When an actor has money he doesnt send letters, he sends telegrams. – Anton Chekhov

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