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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlight

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

Other quotes by Jay London

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Jay London
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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funny

You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, its kind of a lifestyle and its easy to get caught up in it – you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyones doing a certain thing… Its tough. – Eminem

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funny

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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funny

It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

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funny

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The World Health Organisation has a lot of its medical experts sitting in Geneva while hospitals in Africa have no drugs and desperate patients are forced to seek medication on the black market. – Pauline Hanson

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Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful they are sunshine, food and medicine for the soul. – Luther Burbank

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Food

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. – Harry S. Truman

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Politics

Ryan Leaf is doing great now. If he progresses the way he is now, were going to have a quarterback thats going to be reckoned with in the near future. And thats not political. – Junior Seau

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Future