When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. – Author Unknown

There are men whom you will never dislodge from an opinion, except by taking possession of it yourself. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

Interchangeable parts don’t, leakproof seals aren’t, and self-starters won’t. – Author Unknown