If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. – Author Unknown

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
How True!
category

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. – Author Unknown

Category:
How True!

An unwatched pot boils immediately. – H.F. Ellis

Category:
How True!

I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. – Elaine Dundy

Category:
How True!

It’s annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story, especially when you’re not sure which half they know. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
How True!

Random Quotes

I believe my past is my strength. – Michel Martelly

Category:
strength

I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

Category:
War

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive. – Nathan Deal

Category:
Medical

Im not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. Ill try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but Im not sure if Ill be able to. – Silvio Berlusconi

Category:
Humor