Quote by Robert Benchley
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of b

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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Humor
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There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist. – Robert Benchley

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Vacations
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England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

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Baseball
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Other Quotes from
Argument & Debate
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Behind every argument is someones ignorance. – Louis D. Brandeis

It takes two to quarrel, but only one to end it. – Proverb

Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. – Joseph Addison

Two dogs strive for a bone and the third one runs off with it. – Proverb

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