Quote by Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dyin

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley

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Dogs
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley

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Drinking
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Other Quotes from
Music
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Music is my life, professionally, for nearly 60 years. To be recognized by the academy is still the highest honor. – Ray Charles

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Music

There are certain pieces of music that are always attached to certain books. – Maurice Sendak

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Music

Music is like a huge release of tension. – James Taylor

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Music

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. – Marcus Aurelius

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Music

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A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine. – Anne Bronte

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Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one days insolence. – Elias Canetti

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Never wear anything that panics the cat. – P. J. ORourke

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