Quote by Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dyin

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley

Other quotes by Robert Benchley

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley

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Money
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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funny
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Music
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I dont profess to have music as my big wheel and there are a number of other things as important to me apart from music. Theatre and mime, for instance. – David Bowie

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I write the music, produce it and the band plays within the parameters that I set. – Sting

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Music

I wish Frank Sinatra would just shut up and sing. – Lauren Bacall

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Music

I write music with an exclamation point! – Richard Wagner

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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. – Leo Rosten

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You can observe a lot by watching. – Yogi Berra

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