Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who dont. – Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley