Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley