Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. – Robert Benchley
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with its just compounding the felony. – Robert Benchley
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of. – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley