Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod
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Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke
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But I dont begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not its just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. – Carol Burnett
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Man disavows, and Deity disowns me: hell might afford my miseries a shelter; therefore hell keeps her ever-hungry mouths all bolted against me. – William Cowper
