I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously. – Rachel Weisz Category: funny
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos Category: funny
Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you. – Leo Durocher Category: Sports :: Baseball
I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver. – Chely Wright Category: dad
I come from a massive family, and the youngest is twentysomething years younger than I am, so I grew up with children. – Vera Farmiga Category: Family