Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
The people on my mums side of the family are atheist intellectuals who are ueber-proper. My dads side of the family are missionaries who are more comfortable sitting around in sweatpants than they are in a five-star restaurant. But those two influences converged in my life. – Evangeline Lilly