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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. – Robert Benchley

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