Quote by Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley

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When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! – David Starr Jordan

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Who loves me will love my dog also. – Proverb

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The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go. – Winston Churchill

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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