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Quote by Mark Twain
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. – Mark Twain

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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A race track is a place where windows clean people. – Danny Thomas

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One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. – Dan Bennett

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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked “Bet Here,” but only one window with the legend “Pay Out.” – Jeffrey Bernard

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