I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips
You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips
It was the labor movement that helped secure so much of what we take for granted today. The 40-hour work week, the minimum wage, family leave, health insurance, Social Security, Medicare, retirement plans. The cornerstones of the middle-class security all bear the union label. – Barack Obama