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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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Women: You cant live with them, and you cant get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. – Emo Philips

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Women
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. – Gertrude Stein

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funny

Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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funny

You need to be silly to be funny. – William Shatner

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funny

When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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funny

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He that falls by himself never cries. – Proverb

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Americas wealth comes from the efforts of people striving for success. Take away their incentive with badmouthing success and you take away the wealth that helps us take care of the needy. – Thomas Peterffy

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Success

The second I met Zac, I thought he was a really cool guy. Its hard not to have chemistry with someone who is so attractive. – Vanessa Hudgens

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cool

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

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