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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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smile
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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

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funny

Its a funny old world. – Margaret Thatcher

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funny

The superfluous, a very necessary thing. – Voltaire

Category:
funny

I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

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Humor

The Bill of Rights was intended to secure freedom of speech – the freedom of speech of members of parliament to speak freely rather than be at threat of… the threat of an over powerful monarch at the time. – William Hague

Category:
Freedom

Kids are brought into show business because they are cute and see truth and theyre very bright. But theres a sense of doing it because you want the adults to be approving of you. You want to make them happy. – Anna Chlumsky

Category:
Business

Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious – friendship and learning. – Jane Harrison

Category:
Friendship