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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

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Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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I think being funny is not anyones first choice. – Woody Allen

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley

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