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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

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Men
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

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Family
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Emo Philips
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I tell you, its funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. – Magic Johnson

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers

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I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod

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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar

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When you are learning about a martial art, it is about respect. – Jackie Chan

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In nature we never see anything isolated, but everything in connection with something else which is before it, beside it, under it and over it. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Elizabeth Taylor. In her heyday, she was amazing. – Joe Jonas

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