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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

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good
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Emo Philips
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Probably the worst time in a persons life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise its been a pretty good day. – Emo Philips

Category:
Family
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman

Category:
funny

The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

Category:
funny

Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking Can women be funny? People still ask that. Its like asking: Can women breathe in and out? – Julie Walters

Category:
funny

I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

Category:
funny

Character contributes to beauty. It fortifies a woman as her youth fades. A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude, and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman beautiful. – Jacqueline Bisset

Category:
Beauty

I see happiness as a by-product. I dont think you can pursue happiness. I think that phrase is one of the very few mistakes the Founding Fathers made. – James Hillman

Category:
Happiness

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Category:
motivational