I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips
You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips
For me, just being how old I am, I know I dont want to be a single mom. I really would rather make it a two-person job. But Ive also come to terms with not being a mother at all. Im actually really good with either direction that my life can take as being a valid experience. – Lisa Edelstein