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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
Author
Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, its got to be funny enough to warrant it. You cant just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – its got to be funny. – Betty White

Category:
funny

Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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funny

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club! – Vanessa Hudgens

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funny

Whats funny is my husband doesnt have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. – Ashley Scott

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funny

Random Quotes

Talent is like a faucet; while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration? — a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance. – Jean Anouilh

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Talent

I think my best skill in this whole deal is as a conduit to try to bring people together, because I think its in our unity that well have the greatest strength. – Woody Harrelson

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strength

I come from a Christian faith. I am not going to give you insight into my particular beliefs. – Patricia Ireland

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Faith

Peace is not the absence of affliction, but the presence of God. – Author Unknown

Category:
God