Emo Philips's Quote - I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. – Emo Philips

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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

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