Emo Philips's Quote - I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Emo Philips

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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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