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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesnt work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. – Emo Philips

Category:
Forgiveness
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Emo Philips
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When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

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funny

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

Category:
funny

I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

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funny

Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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funny

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The problem is, is that President Bush and the Republican leadership in the Congress have resisted attempts to increase dramatically our fuel economy standards over the last five years. – Ed Markey

Category:
Leadership

I think Ive always had a certain amount of skepticism of this whole shut up and smile theory. I havent ever swallowed that pill so easily, although I tried. – Amber Heard

Category:
smile

Exile as a mode of genius no longer exists; in place of Joyce we have the fragments of work appearing in Index on Censorship. – Nadine Gordimer

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Exile

Power is like being a lady… if you have to tell people you are, you arent. – Margaret Thatcher

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power