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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. – Emo Philips

Category:
smile
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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You dont appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. – Emo Philips

Category:
good
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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funny

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because Id been up all night inventing the Camcorder. – Al Gore

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funny

I think its always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. – Steve Coogan

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funny

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

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What humbugs we are, who pretend to live for Beauty, and never see the Dawn! – Logan Pearsall Smith

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Beauty

For me, just being how old I am, I know I dont want to be a single mom. I really would rather make it a two-person job. But Ive also come to terms with not being a mother at all. Im actually really good with either direction that my life can take as being a valid experience. – Lisa Edelstein

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mom

The most important part of education is proper training in the nursery. – Plato

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Education

Love isnt an emotion or an instinct – its an art. – Mae West

Category:
Art