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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

Other quotes by Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just cant get started until Ive had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, Ive tried other enemas. – Emo Philips

Category:
Morning
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Emo Philips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men dont seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. – Emo Philips

Category:
Men
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Emo Philips
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Im not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, Ill be funny in real life. Its the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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funny

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook

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funny

I dont just try to be funny. – Bil Keane

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funny

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures – thats whats funny. – Mayim Bialik

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funny

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The fundamentals of baseball havent changed, but how we can teach those fundamentals has. With an e-book, learning can be more rewarding and fun. – Dusty Baker

Category:
Learning

So I really did stop and change what I saw I was about, and really try to put that principle into play as the center of everything – my friendships, my marriage, my career, my family, my way of being in the world. And that changed everything for me. – Kathy Mattea

Category:
Marriage

In a democracy, citizens pass judgment on their government, and if they are kept in the dark about what their government is doing, they cannot be in a position to make well-grounded decisions. – Peter Singer

Category:
Government

And if we allow science to become politicized, then we are lost. We will enter the Internet version of the dark ages, an era of shifting fears and wild prejudices, transmitted to people who dont know any better. – Michael Crichton

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Internet