Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley