Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
I know Im drinking myself to a slow death, but then Im in no hurry. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley