Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory. – Robert Benchley