Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
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You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley
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