Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley

Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. – Robert Benchley