Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

Go jogging? What, and get hit by a meteor? – Robert Benchley
One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. – Robert Benchley