I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
If efforts to do social work are couched in selfish motives, then they will die a premature death. Why would my efforts get politicised? I have values I inherited from my father. He helped many. Anyone, even a postman knocking on our door would get a glass of water and some sweets. – Sachin Tendulkar