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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Birthday
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

Category:
Death
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Women
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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funny

Music is more difficult – try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political. – Thom Yorke

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funny

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records werent about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that. – Ice Cube

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funny

I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. – Cat Deeley

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funny

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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

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Money is not necessarily, although it helps a lot for happiness, its not necessarily the best way to be happy, to be rich, you know. – Eric Ripert

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We have to get control of our borders. You can only do that if you make companies obey the law and not hire undocumented or illegals. They can only do that is if they have a Social Security Card that has biometrics so they know whether the person is legal or not. – Michael Bloomberg

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legal

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one. – Maupassant

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Love :: Kisses