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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But hes also funny as hell, and hes so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, hes so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. – Tom Hiddleston

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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If youre interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. – Dave Chappelle

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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