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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. – Scott Hamilton

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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