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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage
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Jerry Seinfeld
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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Quotations
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Jerry Seinfeld
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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didnt have that kind of personality, and its a terrifying thing to say. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Truth
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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funny

I took P.S. I Love You thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. – Hilary Swank

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funny

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

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funny

Random Quotes

I like to go to anybody elses birthday, and if Im invited Im a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really dont care. – Mikhail Baryshnikov

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Birthday

Wake up, do your best, sleep, repeat. – Thingsweforget.blogspot.com, #660

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Wise Words

I dont write poetry and then strum some chords and then fit the words on top of the chords. – Andrew Bird

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Poetry

Knowledge will give you power, but character respect. – Bruce Lee

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Knowledge