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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Jerry Seinfeld
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Sometimes laughing isnt the best judge of whats funny, cause I think theres a lot of things that are really funny that dont make you laugh, that dont make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. – Tim Heidecker

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funny

Im thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. – Paula Poundstone

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funny

Its funny that I got to do On the Road because the thing that had the biggest impact on me growing up was reading books. I was very inspired by the book and this spirit of Dean Moriarty and how envious we all are of somebody who can be that carefree. – Garrett Hedlund

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funny

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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funny

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I can pretty much live without fast food. I havent eaten McDonalds in so long, but its okay. – Ed Westwick

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Food

Classes struggle, some classes triumph, others are eliminated. Such is history such is the history of civilization for thousands of years. – Mao Zedong

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History

The scenes on this field would have cured anybody of war. – William Tecumseh Sherman

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War

When did I know I had talent? I think it started when I first started playing sports, organized sports. – LeBron James

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Sports