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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Birthday
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Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Women
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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I dont happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I dont know whats funny about a character… This happens to be a feature of my life generally. – Wallace Shawn

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A comedians body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin

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I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan

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A writers job is to tell the truth. – Andy Rooney

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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. – Thomas Huxley

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Were a nation of laws, but the good thing about America, is that laws reside in the people and people can change the laws. – Rick Warren

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Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. – George Allen

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