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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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My life needs editing. – Mort Sahl

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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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