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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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car
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

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I dont think my judgment is that good. I dont know what is funny. – Jerry Stiller

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields

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People never ask people doing serious music, Do you ever think about doing funny music? – Al Yankovic

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