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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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car
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Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Women
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz

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funny

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

Whats so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, theyre going to go for, and its just great. – Paul Feig

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funny

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem? – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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funny

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Self-Realization Fellowship seemed like training. It was the training ground for finding a sense of peace in myself. Because thats my job. Its no one elses. – Mariel Hemingway

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Kindness and intelligence dont always deliver us from the pitfalls and traps: there are always failures of love, of will, of imagination. There is no way to take the danger out of human relationships. – Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

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A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend. – Ward McAllister

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The devil tempts all men, but idle men tempt the devil. – Arabic Proverb

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