Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Je

Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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