Its funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. – Corey Feldman Category: funny
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry Category: funny
How magnificent the city is by the June moonlight! — after the streets are empty and silent. – Byron Caldwell Smith, letter to Kate Stephens Category: Night
Its grown into a personal relationship, yeah. Im crazy about Jerry. I think hes a unique character. – Jon Voight Category: relationship
Historians of literature like to regard a century as a series of ten faces, each grimacing in a different way. – Richard Ellman Category: History
If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner. – Lindsey Nelson Category: Politics
