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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Jerry Seinfeld
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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God
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Other Quotes from
car
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When Im in the car sometimes its like, Yeah, man, just put on the pop music. You know what I mean? I dont want to listen to Tom Waits. – Max Greenfield

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car

Driving with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake is likely to get you nowhere, but certainly will burn out vital parts of your car. Similarly, cutting taxes on the middle class, but increasing them on the rich is likely to result in an economic burnout. – Terry Savage

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car

Anything thats different from your own realm of experience as a human being, whether its driving a car or a boat, or using guns, anything that separates you from yourself and leads you more towards this characters existence is a big help. – Colin Farrell

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car

I have always had this mentality because I hated to break anything on the car. – Alain Prost

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car

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I am tortured when I am away from my family, from my children. I am horribly guilt-ridden. – Jessica Lange

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Family

Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entrepreneurial potty-mouthed prophet and front man. Hirst synthesizes punk, Pop Art, Jeff Koons, Marcel Duchamp, Francis Bacon, and Catholicism. – Jerry Saltz

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Art

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. – Joyce Meyer

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Truth

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of family values. And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem. – Mike Royko

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Family