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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont thin

Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing. – Jerry Seinfeld

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