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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont thin

Theres very little advice in mens magazines, because men dont think theres a lot they dont know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what Im doing, just show me somebody naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

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