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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to re

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. – Susan Sontag

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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Ive started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. – Craig Ferguson

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Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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My experience of the world is that things left to themselves dont get right. – Thomas Huxley

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Many are needed to plant and water what has been planted now that the faith has spread so far and there are so many people… No matter who plants or waters, God gives no harvest unless what is planted is the faith of Peter and unless he agrees to his teachings. – Thomas Becket

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It is not easy to imagine how little interested a scientist usually is in the work of any other, with the possible exception of the teacher who backs him or the student who honors him. – Jean Rostand

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Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it. – James M. Barrie

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