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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to re

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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Karaoke isnt fair when youre a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and Im a professional funny guy. – Chris Rock

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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. – Gertrude Stein

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Theyre great girls. Theyre very funny, theyre very smart, theyre fun to be with. Theyre very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, theyre very confident girls. – Laura Bush

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Do you know, its funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. – Stevie Wonder

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My greatest wealth is the deep stillness in which I strive and grow and win what the world cannot take from me with fire or sword. – Johan Wolfgang Von Goethe

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Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all. – Franklin P. Adams, Half a Loaf, 1927

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You know when Hollywood does a great big blockbuster that really wraps you up in a world, and lets you believe in extraordinary things that move you in some way, in an almost operatic sensibility? That to me is the most fun I have at the movies. – Christopher Nolan

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You help me, Ill help you. Thats politics. – Terry McAuliffe

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