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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to re

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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Food
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My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? – Margaret Smith

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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, youve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. – Steve Coogan

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I appreciate humor so much, but Im actually not a funny girl. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

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I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and Im choosing my homeland. Its funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. – Alan Cumming

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If the law is upheld only by government officials, then all law is at an end. – Herbert Hoover

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A man is known by the company he organizes. – Ambrose Bierce

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Pass no rash condemnation on other peoples words or actions. – Thomas Kempis

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Boxing is my real passion. I can go to ballet, theatre, movies, or other sporting events… and nothing is like the fights to me. Im excited by the visual beauty of it. A boxer can look so spectacular by doing a good job. – LeRoy Neiman

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