I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin
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Whats great about TV, and what I love about being on Parenthood, is you have this family. Im now going on four years of working with the same 100 people, and that helps you feel like your life has more roots. Its more conducive to having a family, and youre staying in town. So that part is amazing. – Dax Shepard