Quote by Demetri Martin
I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. - Demetri

I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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Trust
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Other Quotes from
alone
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We are never the same with others as when we are alone. We are different, even when we are in the dark with them. – Maurice Maeterlinck

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alone

I sailboat raced, I love to go out on my motorcycle alone, but I also love my family dearly. I love that aspect of my life as well. – Bob Seger

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alone

As a body everyone is single, as a soul never. – Hermann Hesse

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alone

Its an amazing feeling to go into a studio and really be alone. – Joaquin Phoenix

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alone

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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years. – Washington Irving

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One makes mistakes that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved. – Romain Rolland

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If women be educated for dependence that is, to act according to the will of another fallible being, and submit, right or wrong, to power, where are we to stop? – Mary Wollstonecraft

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