Quote by Demetri Martin
I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. - Demetri

I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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car
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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The time you spend alone with God will transform your character and increase your devotion. Then your integrity and godly behavior in an unbelieving world will make others long to know the Lord. – Charles Stanley

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alone

Probably only an art-worlder like me could assign deeper meaning to something as simple and silly as Tebowing. But, to us, anytime people repeat a stance or a little dance, alone or together, we see that it can mean something. Imagistic and unspoken language is our thing. – Jerry Saltz

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alone

Well try to include Iraqi officers in our staffs. We will do everything we can to empower Iraqi security forces to stand up on their own and operate where they can alone. – John Abizaid

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alone

I have been alone since my husband died. I stay in my home. I dont date. Its hard to date when youre at home. Nobody knows you. – Anna Nicole Smith

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alone

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May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. – Irish Toast

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Goodbye

A girls legs are her best friends… but even the best of friends must part. – Redd Foxx

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best

I experience a period of frightening clarity in those moments when nature is so beautiful. I am no longer sure of myself, and the paintings appear as in a dream. – Vincent Van Gogh

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We cannot create observers by saying observe, but by giving them the power and the means for this observation and these means are procured through education of the senses. – Maria Montessori

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