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I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. - Demetri

I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. – Demetri Martin

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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want – I go to the bathroom. – Alicia Keys

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Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. – Helen Keller

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I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. Thats a perfect night alone for me. – Stacy Keibler

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Im a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that Im making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime. – Glenn Beck

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Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved. – Marcus Antonius

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I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And thats my one fear: that everything has happened nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again… the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul. – J. G. Ballard

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Literature is the echo of life. – Alexandre Vinet (1797–1847), paraphrase

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