Quote by Demetri Martin
For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I droppe

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. Id come home and go to church and everybody would say, Oh, my God. Demetri, youre working at the White House. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable. – Havelock Ellis

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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, Im tired. – Mae West

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With the theatre, your whole day is geared towards the evenings show, and thats the job. People usually go to work about 9 and come home around 5, or maybe 7. – Kristin Scott Thomas

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I mean, Ive always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody elses hair. – Clint Eastwood

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Its important for moms to have alone time. However, thats the first thing that goes on a busy day. Fortunately for me, because of my job, I have to find the time to do it. At least thats the way my mind sees it. – Cindy Crawford

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