Quote by Demetri Martin
For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I droppe

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. Id come home and go to church and everybody would say, Oh, my God. Demetri, youre working at the White House. – Demetri Martin

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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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I tentatively believe in a god. I was brought up in a fairly religious home. I think the world is compatible with reincarnation, karma, all that stuff. – Bjorn Lomborg

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My mother is a special story. She went through so much to bring us up, four men at home, especially when our country was going through really difficult times. – Novak Djokovic

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When Im at home in Virginia, I become more hermit-like. I like my own home. – Robert Duvall

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I am delighted to be back home in Galway, the place I first came to as a 19-year-old in 1960. Its here where my heart is and will forever be. – Michael D. Higgins

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Surrender is faith that the power of love can accomplish anything… even when you can not foresee the outcome. – Deepak Chopra

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