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Shopping

I like my money right where I can see it – hanging in my closet. – From the television show Sex and the City

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color! – Author Unknown

I shop like a bull – I charge everything! – Author Unknown

The Laws of Clothing Shopping:
If you like it, they dont have it in your size.
If you like it and it fits, you cant afford it.
If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.
If the shoe fits, its ugly. – Proverb

In selling as in medicine, prescription before diagnosis is malpractice. – Tony Alesandra

Buying is a profound pleasure. – Simone de Beauvoir

Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day which could possibly be twisted into a professional expense and remember to lump in all the doubtfuls. – Hilaire Belloc

Sell cheap and tell the truth. – Rose Blumkin

A bargain is in its very essence a hostile transaction do not all men try to abate the price of all they buy? I contend that a bargain even between brethren is a declaration of war. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

About 70% of customers – Lee J. Colan

Heres the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. Thats the true business precept. – Charles Dickens

Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. – Albert Einstein

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant. – Anatole France

The sale begins when the customer says yes. – Harvey Mackay

A commodity appears at first sight an extremely obvious, trivial thing. But its analysis brings out that it is a very strange thing, abounding in metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties. – Karl Marx

When producers want to know what the public wants, they graph it as curves. When they want to tell the public what to get, they say it in curves. – Marshall McLuhan

Today the tyrant rules not by club or fist, but, disguised as a market researcher, he shepherds his flocks in the ways of utility and comfort. – Marshall McLuhan

Youre biggest expense is the money you dont make. – Pante

Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny. – Plutarch

Everyone lives by selling something. – Robert Louis Stevenson