Quote by Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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I do not regret one moment of my life. – Lillie Langtry

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Nature is commonplace. Imitation is more interesting. – Gertrude Stein

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Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads. – James Northcote

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