I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck