Erma Bombeck's Quote - I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

Quote by Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend doesnt go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck

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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

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The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke…. glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run. – Tim Cahill

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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. – Author Unknown

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If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

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