Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck Category: MedicalAuthorErma BombeckRead Quote
Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck Category: FoodAuthorErma BombeckRead Quote
Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown Category: Skiing
Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown Category: Skiing
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft… and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. – Werner von Braun Category: Computers
God and I have built an immense fire together. We keep each other happy and warm. – HÄfez Category: God
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldnt be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesnt know it so it goes on flying anyway. – Mary Kay Ash Category: Science