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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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