Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

If you marry a skier, marry tall – they walk with their knees bent ten months out of the year. – Author Unknown

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. – Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown