Quote by Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. – Author Unknown

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