Quote by Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation
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Other Quotes from
Skiing
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Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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Skiing

Random Quotes

The dream is real, my friends. The failure to realize it is the only unreality. – Toni Cade Bambara

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Failure

When you grow up in a family of languages, you develop a kind of casual fluency, so that languages, though differently colored, all seem transparent to experience. – David Antin

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Experience

People tend not to use this word beauty because its not intellectual – but there has to be an overlap between beauty and intellect. – Tadao Ando

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Beauty

He that falls by himself never cries. – Proverb

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Pessimism