Quote by Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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mom
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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child. – Carl Jung

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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. – Bethenny Frankel

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman

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Now, Im not saying Im fashionable, but there are sociological interests that matter to me, things that are theoretical, political, intellectual and also concerned with vanity and beauty that we all think about but that I try to mix up and translate into fashion. – Miuccia Prada

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