I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck
Dont confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other. – Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck