Quote by Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads. – Author Unknown

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Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith. – Author Unknown

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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