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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. – Author Unknown

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Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary. – Author Unknown

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Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. – Author Unknown

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All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door. – Author Unknown

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When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them. – George Bernard Shaw

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As is known, it is in the realm of experience inaugurated by psychoanalysis that we may grasp along what imaginary lines the human organism, in the most intimate recesses of its being, manifests its capture in a symbolic dimension. – Jacques Lacan

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In business, words are words explanations are explanations, promises are promises, but only performance is reality. – Harold S. Geneen

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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. – Author Unknown

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