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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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At certain periods of life, we live years of emotion in a few weeks, and look back on those times as on great gaps between the old life and the new. – William Makepeace Thackeray

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Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Life gives you plenty of time to do whatever you want to do if you stay in the present moment. – Deepak Chopra

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Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. Its just a cycle. – Mike Tyson

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