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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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