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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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