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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Time, the cradle of hope…. Wisdom walks before it, opportunity with it, and repentance behind it: he that has made it his friend will have little to fear from his enemies, but he that has made it his enemy will have little to hope from his friends. – Charles Caleb Colton

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The next time some academics tell you how important diversity is, ask how many Republicans there are in their sociology department. – Thomas Sowell

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The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later in a dictatorship you dont have to waste your time voting. – Charles Bukowski

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The man of sensibility is too busy talking about his feelings to have time for good deeds. – Mason Cooley

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Every man has the right to risk his own life in order to preserve it. Has it ever been said that a man who throws himself out the window to escape from a fire is guilty of suicide? – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Learning is like rowing upstream: not to advance is to drop back. – Chinese Proverb

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A neighborhood is a residential area that is changing for the worse. – John Ciardi

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Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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