I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright