I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
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