I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright