I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright