I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright