I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright