I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright