This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You dont want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste. – Ernest Hemingway Category: Wine
Its a na?ve domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think youll be amused by its presumption. – James Thurber Category: Wine
Money cant buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. – David Lee Roth Category: Happiness
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby Category: Women
After a semester or so, my infatuation with computers burnt out as quickly as it had begun. – Eric Allin Cornell Category: Computers
So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills. – Craig Johnston Category: car
![[A] hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Youngman 1987](/quote/hangover-wrath-grapes.jpg "[A] hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Youngman 1987")
