Demetri Martin's Quote - I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the mor

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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