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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the mor

I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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In England and America people tend to graze all day long, but I think its such a waste to be constantly picking at food because you then cant enjoy a proper full meal when the time comes. – Nigella Lawson

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Understanding where your food comes from, trying to bolster local farmers and local economies and having a better connection to the food around you and the people around you, only good can come of that. I love to be involved with things like that. – Amos Lee

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I can safely say that other than macaroni and cheese, theres no processed food in my life. Theres no inorganic food in my life these days. Theres no junk food. Theres not a lot of sugar. Theres no soy. I mean, really everything thats going into my body is pretty pure. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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I used food as a coping mechanism for many, many years, and it was my best friend for a long time. – Carnie Wilson

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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. – Gordie Howe

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Bu is a word that cools many a warm impulse, stifles many a kindly thought, puts a dead stop to many a brotherly deed. No one would ever love his neighbor as himself if he listened to all the Buts that could be said. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

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Im not a rock star. Sure I am, to a certain extent because of the situation, but when kids ask me how it feels to be a rock star, I say leave me alone, Im not a rock star. Im not in it for the fame, Im in it because I like to play. – Eddie Van Halen

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They gave it to us for about five bucks a week, and we just went there to live. Probably the first band that ever did that back then and it became the famous cottage. – Jim Capaldi

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