Quote by Demetri Martin
I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the mor

I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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Trust
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Everybody has a weakness. Mine is food. – Salma Hayek

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I really like to sometimes go into food detox and eat very simply. – Padma Lakshmi

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Our livelihood is intimately tied to the food we eat, water we drink and places where we recreate. Thats why we have to promote responsibility and conservation when it comes to our natural resources. – Mark Udall

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Food

Habaneros have a great fruity flavor, but the challenge is that you have to deflect the heat in order to taste the flavor. If you dont, youre dead. They should really have a warning sign on them. Deflect the habaneros heat by pairing it with sweet food. – Bobby Flay

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Trust is built with consistency. – Lincoln Chafee

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I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do. – Alton Brown

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Money often costs too much. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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