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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the mor

I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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car
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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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Time
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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game. – Fuzzy Zoeller

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I like to say, jazz music is kind of like my musical equivalent of comfort food. You know, its always where I go back to when I just want to feel sort of grounded. – Molly Ringwald

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My grandfather gave me inspiration to cook, and love food and flavors. My Aunt Raffie, gave me creativity and the inspiration to create new things. My mother inspires me to find simplicity in food. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Our livelihood is intimately tied to the food we eat, water we drink and places where we recreate. Thats why we have to promote responsibility and conservation when it comes to our natural resources. – Mark Udall

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I don’t think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains. – Anne Frank

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How full of trifles everything is! It is only ones thoughts that fill a room with something more than furniture. – Wallace Stevens

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The world is round so that friendship may encircle it. – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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For a good 10 to 12 years, I was working non-stop and I wasnt really enjoying my success. – Shania Twain

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