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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the mor

I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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Since Ive been pregnant, Ive lost my taste for fast food. I used to be the biggest McDonalds junkie and now I dont like it anymore. I used to be the biggest fast-food connoisseur, and now Ive really lost my taste for it. – Holly Madison

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You dont have to look far to taste some of the best food the world has to offer. Id pit my grandmother against a 3-star Michelin chef any day. – Nadia Giosia

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Habaneros have a great fruity flavor, but the challenge is that you have to deflect the heat in order to taste the flavor. If you dont, youre dead. They should really have a warning sign on them. Deflect the habaneros heat by pairing it with sweet food. – Bobby Flay

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The development of the food industry for both domestic and export markets relies on a regulatory framework that both protects the consumer and assures fair trading practices in food. – Gro Harlem Brundtland

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As efforts to fix this failure at the Veterans Administration continue, I also intend to persist in demanding answers and action on the establishment of a new clinic to serve the veterans in North Central Washington. – Doc Hastings

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I look up to people who succeed in accomplishing their dreams. – Joanna Noelle Levesque

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