Quote by Demetri Martin
Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choos

Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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Government
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes youre really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, youre saying: Hope I dont get chased today. Be nice to people in sneakers. – Demetri Martin

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Im a hopeless romantic. – Lance Bass

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Id like to be played as a child by Natalie Wood. Id have some romantic scenes as Audrey Hepburn and have gritty black-and-white scenes as Patricia Neal. – Gloria Steinem

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I love romantic comedies. I like to watch them and I like to be in them. Its something thats increasingly difficult to find that spark of originality that makes if different than the ones that come before. – Julia Roberts

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And even Moonstruck – for some reason the audience were just in the mood for a very romantic film, because its one of the few romantic comedies to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. – Norman Jewison

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Romantic

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