Quote by Demetri Martin
Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choos

Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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The thing about romance and romantic movies is that they can be somewhat melodramatic. For a lot of actors, theres a certain cringe factor thats involved with that. – David Lyons

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The Southern whites are in many respects a great people. Looked at from a certain point of view, they are picturesque. If one will put oneself in a romantic frame of mind, one can admire their notions of chivalry and bravery and justice. – James Weldon Johnson

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The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love. – Douglas Horton

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And even Moonstruck – for some reason the audience were just in the mood for a very romantic film, because its one of the few romantic comedies to be nominated for a Best Picture Oscar. – Norman Jewison

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Life is hard to bear. But do not pretend to be so frail! We are all good he-asses and she-asses of burden. – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900), “Of Reading and Writing,” Thus Spake Zarathus

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Theres obviously nothing wrong with selling your art – only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But its confusing to know how far you should take it. – Banksy

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