Quote by Dave Barry
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Party Invitation
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I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody

To good eating belongs good drinking. – German Proverb

Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

Where the hostess is handsome the wine is good. – French Proverb

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Godliness, as well as the doctrine of our faith, is a mystery. – William Gurnall

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Many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. – Author Unknown

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People will not look forward to posterity who will not look backward to their ancestors. – Edmund Burke

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There is this difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man, really is so but he that thinks himself the wisest, is generally the greatest fool. – Charles Caleb Colton

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