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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

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It is time to return to core values, time to get back to basics , to self-discipline and respect for the law, to consideration for the others, to accepting responsibility for yourself and your family – and not shuffling it off on other people and the state. – John Major

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