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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked. – Evelyn Waugh

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