The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. – Don Marquis
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry
Theres a logic to dreams that doesnt necessarily follow linear narrative. You dont know why things happen, its your subconscious pushing you, to give you information. – Justin Theroux