I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Solilo

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. – Henry Fielding, "Love in Several Masques"

Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown