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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. - Mitch

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. – Alfred Hitchcock

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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson

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A film that I love is Raising Arizona and thats funny but its quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. Id love to do something like that. Who knows? – Stephen Moyer

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Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. – Walt Whitman

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But if you dont watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. – Marion Ross

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A lot of victims, for example, have become addicted to alcohol and drugs. It seems to me that the churchs healing ministry is going to be enhanced through this in much broader strokes. Thats good, its all positive. – Roger Mahony

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We have an amazing advantage right now in that we have developed technology that is so sexy, so engaging for kids. – LeVar Burton

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