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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. - Mitch

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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Mitch Hedberg
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Business
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Other Quotes from
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Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

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I thought Borat was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasnt some studio-produced script with 14 writers. – Steve Martin

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funny

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you arent funny, they arent laughing. They dont care who you are. – Marlon Wayans

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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

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Marriage is a religious and state issue. – Jim DeMint

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I am blessed for what I have, but I believed in it from the beginning. Today, the dream is the same: I still want to travel, I still want to entertain, and I most certainly still want to have fun. – Guy Laliberte

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Our family has gone through a very difficult time. My husband and I have taken the brunt of it. Ive never known what it truly felt like to be so sad and desperate inside. – Tracey Gold

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Radical simply means grasping things at the root. – Angela Y. Davis

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