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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. - Mitch

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Funny Games was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different. If people feel my other films are, or respond to them as provocation, then thats quite different. Funny Games is the only one of mine where my intention was to provoke the audience. – Michael Haneke

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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because Id been up all night inventing the Camcorder. – Al Gore

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Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

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You know how old I am? Im so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. Thats how old I am. – Rush Limbaugh

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The first and greatest victory is to conquer yourself; to be conquered by yourself is of all things most shameful and vile. – Plato

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When a guy tells me Im cute, its not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. – Natalie Portman

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Its wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. Behind me and before me is God and I have no fears. – Helen Keller

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Ive done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didnt take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didnt take off. – Albert Brooks

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