Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. - Mitch

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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