Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. - Mitch

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody elses expense. And I find that thats just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody elses feelings. – Ellen DeGeneres

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funny

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. – Norman Wisdom

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funny

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

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The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon

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funny

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It has now been over 7 years since Congress last raised the minimum wage to its current level of $5.15 per hour. Since that last increase, Congresss failure to adjust the wage for inflation has reduced the purchasing power of the minimum wage to record low levels. – Jon Corzine

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These subsidies from four European governments, which include aircraft launch assistance, capital injections, debt forgiveness, have enabled Airbus to develop and range market airliners well below cost. – Norm Dicks

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Forgiveness

Growing up, politics never trickled down to the areas we come from. But people from Obamas camp, and Obama himself, reached out to me and asked for my help on the campaign. Weve sat and had dinner, and weve spoken on the phone. Hes a very sharp guy. Very charming. Very cool. – Jay-Z

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It is not sufficient to see and to know the beauty of a work. We must feel and be affected by it. – Voltaire

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