Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. - Mitch

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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