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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyr

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla

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