You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash