You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. – Ogden Nash
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. – Ogden Nash
Church tax exemption means that we all drop our money in the collection boxes, whether we go to church or not and whether we are interested in the church or not. It is systematic and complete robbery, from which none of us escapes. – E. Haldeman-Julius, The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life