Quote by Calvin Trillin
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mil

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you cant get rid of. – Calvin Trillin

Other quotes by Calvin Trillin

We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

Category:
funny
Read Quote

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people theyre trying to keep out. – Calvin Trillin

Category:
Food
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Category:
funny

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

Category:
funny

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis

Category:
funny

If youre going to tell people the truth, be funny or theyll kill you. – Billy Wilder

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

So much of a professional athletes success depends upon not necessarily the play itself but how he deals with… always saying how you deal with good, is just as important as how you deal with bad. – Brett Favre

Category:
Success

I never had but one intrigue yet: but I confess I long to have another. Pray heaven it end as the first did tho , that we may both grow weary at a time; for Tis a melancholy thing for lovers to outlive one another. – Sir John Vanbrugh

Category:
Infidelity

Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Excuses

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good. – Benjamin Franklin

Category:
good