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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and th

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste. – William Shakespeare

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The busy have no time for tears. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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You can only do your best. Thats all you can do. And if it isnt good enough, it isnt good enough. – Imelda Staunton

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