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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and th

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and “righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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I have declared that patience is never more than patient. I too have declared, that I who am not patient am patient. – Gertrude Stein

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Anger elicits anger, fear elicits fear, no matter how well meaning we may be. – Martha Beck

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Statistics are no substitute for judgment. – Henry Clay

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It always amuses me that the biggest praise for my work comes for the imagination, while the truth is that theres not a single line in all my work that does not have a basis in reality. The problem is that Caribbean reality resembles the wildest imagination. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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